Happy Birthday Diva and Blues Gall!!!
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Happy Birthday Diva!!


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Happy Birthday Blues Gal!!


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Christmas Cards
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Need Addresses!! Screened!!

My first BBQ compition
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Most all who know me know how much I like to BBQ...eating, cooking talking about ect. Some friends of mine decided they wanted to enter a BBQ competition and also decided that they better ask the Ashman to do the cooking!! I was like...well I'don't know if....SHOOOOOT YEAH!! LOl

6am Friday out to the site set up our equipement. 10am over to the meat place to pick up our meat. Sit around all day as friends and family stop by to wish us well and partake in the precompitition cooking. 6pm Friday evening the committee came through inspected our raw unprepared meats. Dinner cooked and eaten started building my fires up to get the briskets on. We did 3 briskets, 3 pork spare rib rack and 4 whole chickens. Pot of Chili and Two kinds of Beans.

Long story a little shorter...

We didn't win anything...insert Ashman lip tremble... but we had a great time!! I learned a lot form this. I had never cooked on this pit, nor had I ever cooked this much meat at once. Even though the food may not have won or looked all that pretty on the plate... it damn well tasted good!! I for-see more competitions in my future!!

This pit currently belongs to my friend but she is going to sell it to me!! WHOOT!!

My chickens and briskets!!

Tragedy has struck in the Stoneking household gentle reader!!
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My beloved digital camera, Max (aka Maxxum 5D) has slipped from the grasp of this mortal existence and gone on to that great photo shop in the sky!! And to my great dismay tis I that caused this tragedy!!

The Dets'

While shooting photos Wednesday I didn't like the lighting I was getting so instead of going around the river I decided to go through it. Now many of you fine folks know that da Ashman is not born to gracefulness! DUH! So dis big ol fella trying to cross a river with big ol boots on was a disaster waiting to happen. Yes, kiddies da Ashman fallith!! Face first no less!!

Poor Max was pronounced "fried" by the photo Doc 1:30pm Thursday April 2nd 2008.
Max leaves behind his beloved father, a film cousin Maxxum 7 and assorted other relatives!
He will be dearly missed!

In lieu of flowers the family graciously requests you take a picture in his honor and post it in your LJ!

LJ Strike
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strike

The one-day content strike is on for this Friday, March 21, from midnight GMT to midnight GMT. Here that translates to Thursday, March 20, 5:00 PM -

For 24 hours, we will not post or comment to LJ. Not in our own journals, not in communities. Not publicly, privately, or under friends-lock.


Why? Because the new owners of LJ said they were going to listen to a user driven advisory board before making any changes, and didn't. They instead tried to take away all GLBT related interest groups, and were about to take away all free, ad free accounts as well and make LJ paid. Basic/free users help drive this site! And paid or not, our interests should not be dictated to us.

Apparently paid ads for "curing" homosexuality are appearing in the free journals of queer folk, while ads for "curing" autism are appearing in the journals of Aspergers people. WTF, people?

* again, this is normal for a regular business, but utterly preposterous for a business built specifically around the idea of community.

(italicized text courtesy of </a></font></b></a></a></font></b></a>epilady )

This is a protest that will have long-lasting effects, showing up forever in the daily posting statistics.

This is a protest that will not harm LJ in the long run, as leaving LJ might do.

This is a protest that will demonstrate the power of community, as all users unite to support Basic users and the concept of ad-free space.

This is a protest that will educate the new owners that LJ is driven by user-created content.

Content Strike Friday March 21, from midnight to midnight GMT

* We are holding the Content Strike because we want to demonstrate that LiveJournal is content-driven.
* We are holding the Content Strike because we want the new owners of LiveJournal to better understand the power and resolve of the LJ Community of Users.
* We are holding the Content Strike because all of us, Paid, Permanent and Plus users as well as Basic, want to demonstrate our solidarity as a Community of Users. We do not consider Basic users to be freeloaders, we consider them to be valuable content-providers and Friends.
* We are holding the Content Strike because we ache to do something to show our displeasure, and commenting on the news post -- even with cat macros -- just isn't powerful enough!

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The strike has three terms:

1. Restore basic accounts for new account creation.
2. Inform users before any change to the site that affects how we use the site or demands on our resources.
3. Run change proposals by the Advisory Board and take their advice into account before implementation of any change.

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The 24-hour strike will begin at the following times for the following locations:

Thursday, March 20, 2:00 PM -- Honolulu
Thursday, March 20, 4:00 PM -- Anchorage
Thursday, March 20, 5:00 PM -- San Francisco; Los Angeles -
Thursday, March 20, 6:00 PM -- Mexico City; Denver - Navajo Nations in AZ.
Thursday, March 20, 7:00 PM -- Chicago
Thursday, March 20, 8:00 PM -- Montreal; New York
Thursday, March 20, 9:00 PM -- Buenos Aires
Midnight -- London
Friday, March 21, 1:00 AM -- Paris
Friday, March 21, 2:00 AM -- Istanbul
Friday, March 21, 3:00 AM -- Moscow
Friday, March 21, 4:00 AM -- Dubai
Friday, March 21, 5:00 AM -- Islamabad
Friday, March 21, 6:00 AM -- Bangladesh
Friday, March 21, 7:00 AM -- Bangkok
Friday, March 21, 8:00 AM -- Singapore
Friday, March 21, 9:00 AM -- Tokyo
Friday, March 21, 10:00 AM -- Brisbane
Friday, March 21, 11:00 AM -- Sydney
Friday, March 21, 12 Noon -- Suva

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How Can I Help?

DO post about this in your own LJ.
DO post and comment about it in appropriate communities.
DO remember that it's based on Greenwich Mean Time, which may not be your local time.
DO turn off LoudTwitter and your RSS feeds for 24 hours.

DON'T forget to get permission from community mods before making an off-topic post or comment about the strike.
DON'T be spammy with your posts or comments about the strike.
DON'T forget to turn your LoudTwitter and RSS feeds back on when the strike is over.
DON'T post anything on LJ from midnight to midnight March 21 (see above times for your actual start time)

censorship linky here: http://stewardess.insanejournal.com/228245.html

Just cuz i love the clydsdales!
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To get you in the mood
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Wishful thinking
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Virginia Beach Firefighter's Challenge...Women of Stihl Team
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And now for something on the fun side...
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If you remember The Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this
will
bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from
the
days when game show responses were spontaneous and clever, not scripted
and
(often) dull as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the
questions, of course.

Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.



Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should
you
be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.


Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes


Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or
a
woman?
A Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.


Q. According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think
that
he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.


Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.


Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You"?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.


Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.

Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your
hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll
give
you a gesture you'll never forget.


Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.


Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to
get
any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.


Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.


Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist
camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.


Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.


Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.


Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a
goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?


Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.


Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into
the
habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.

Q. While visiting China, your tour guide starts shouting "Poo! Poo!
Poo!" What does this mean?
A. George Gobel: Cattle crossing.


Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected.


Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his
head,
what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.


Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your
elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?


Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.


Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and
has
actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet


Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in
bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and Laugh

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